Greetings one and all, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet!
November is in full swing and while you’re still finishing off your leftover Halloween candy and working on your epic “Movember” beard, we’ve officially switched to Holiday mode. In theory, the holidays are supposed to be a time of fun and cheer, but all too often the good times are overshadowed by the stress of family time and finding the perfect gift for everyone in your life. This year let us take some of that stress off your shoulders and do the thinking for you. We’re putting together some great Gift Guides to help you with your holiday shopping. This week we have a gift guide featuring the perfect t-shirt for that family member who always manages to work your last nerve - we all have one!
This funny t-shirt pretty much says it all. Your brother or sister is just…the okayest. Hey, that’s alright! Who wants the pressure of being the world’s best anyway?
Permanently On The Naughty List
This holiday tee is perfect for that sibling that just can’t seem to abide by Santa’s rules and has pretty much given up trying.
I’m Not Like Most Teens. I’m In My 30s/40s
There’s always one member of the family that doesn’t want to grow up – but come on, do any of us?
Speaking of immature family members…well, you get it.
A perfect way to remind your pain in the a$$ sibling how helpful it can be to have a tough sister by their side!
The holidays are coming up fast and we’ll be here cranking out more gift guides for you, but in the meantime don’t forget to browse our website and take advantage of the great deals! From now until January our Buy One Get One 50% Off and Buy 2 Get 2 FREE will be available on the Crazy Dog website only. Happy shopping!
Greetings one and all, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet! As a small business, we pride ourselves on being involved and giving back to the community. Our community is Rochester, a small city in Western New York. Although the city and surrounding areas are made up of only about 1 million people, these people have so much pride for our city and LOVE to give back. This fact has never been more apparent to us than it was last Saturday, September 9th when we put on our first ever sale at Crazy Dog HQ.
We make thousands of t-shirts, so of course, we need a warehouse to store all of our hilarious designs. But recently, our warehouse has been bursting at the seams with inventory and our staff was starting to drown in a sea of shirts (albeit figuratively). Instead of letting hundreds of t-shirts sit in boxes and gather dust, we wanted to see them go to good use – and the idea for our first Swimmin’ In T-Shirts Sale was born.
The idea: Put 20 kiddie pools in our parking lot, fill them with the overstock inventory, then invite the community to come purchase a tote bag for $10 and stuff it with as many shirts as possible. BONUS: Give half of the proceeds to a local charity.
We figured this idea was a little wacky, so we created a Facebook event, told our friends and family about it and thought maybe a few dozen people would come. Boy, were we wrong! Not only did HUNDREDS of people show up, they started lining up an hour before the sale even started! We got rid of almost ALL of the overstock inventory, had people shopping until the very last minute, and we even ran out of tote bags and had to improvise. On top of all of that, we raised THOUSANDS of dollars for a great cause, the Willow Domestic Violence Center of Greater Rochester.
We are so overwhelmed by the success of this event and the generosity of the people who came. We just wanted to take this opportunity to say a huge THANK YOU to everyone that came and helped us raise money for such an important cause. It is people like you that make us proud to be a small business, locally owned and operated right here in Rochester, NY. So again, THANK YOU!
If you were at the sale and saw something you loved or are just browsing our website because you love funny t-shirts, don’t forget to take advantage of our awesome deals – Buy One Get One 50% Off and Buy 2 Get 2 FREE. Have a great week!!
The Crazy Team at Crazy Dog T-Shirts
Posted: September 07, 2017|Categories: Behind The Screens
Greetings one and all, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet! Here at Crazy Dog T-Shirts, we're constantly rolling out new hilarious t-shirts for our wonderful customers (pssst, that's you), to enjoy. We come up with new designs and create these t-shirts so fast that it can sometimes seem like magic. Well, it is a little like magic, but the process is technically called Silk Screen Printing (or just Screen Printing for short). Today, we're going to give you a quick run-through of the screen printing process. This way, whether you purchase an original design from our website or are creating your own custom t-shirt, you'll have an idea what the little Crazy Dog elves are doing behind the scenes to make you the best quality shirt money can buy!
Whether it's our design or yours, it all starts with art. We take the artwork and prepare it on the computer to ensure the highest quality design. Once the art is approved and complete, the film gets printed.
Original Art and Film
Ok, we have the film printed. Now what?
NEXT: CREATE THE SCREEN
The printed film is laid flat on a screen, which has light sensitive emulsion allowing your art to be exposed onto it. Once the art is on the screen it is put into an exposure unit.
Placing the Film on the Screen
Finished Screen on Exposure Unit
Once the screen comes off the exposure unit, we rinse the emulsion to reveal the image. We then let it dry and it is ready to go to the printer!
Rinsing the Emulsion
THE HOME STRETCH: PRINT IT
The screen is mounted onto a t-shirt and your image is printed with ink and downward pressure from the squeegee. It is then placed into a dryer to set the design and VOILA! Your brand new t-shirt is printed and ready to be packed into our beautiful Crazy Dog bags and delivered to your front door!
Place the Screen on the Printer
Squeegee the Screen
Blank Shirt on the Printer
Print on Shirt
Freshly Printed Shirts on the Dryer
Freshly dried shirts
Your Brand New Screen Printed T-Shirt!
So there's your sneak peek into the crazy world of screen printing! Of course, the process gets a little more complicated depending on the complexity of the design, the colors, the quantity of shirts, etc, but those are the basics! Now every time you put on your favorite Crazy Dog Tee, or when you design your own custom shirt, you'll be able to perfectly envision what goes into creating that one piece of sartorial perfection.
Are you as obsessed with screen printing as we are now? Wikipedia has even more information. You're welcome.
Before you go, be sure to explore our site and take advantage of one of our great promotional deals. Buy One Get One 50% Off, or even better, Buy Two Get Two FREE! Have a fantastic week!
Posted: July 11, 2017|
Greetings one and all, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet! Today we're here to show off five of our newest cool tees! We here at Crazy Dog typically add several new items a week, and love to take a little bit of time during that week to show them off to you. We've been on an adding spree the last few days, and would be remiss if we didn't take some time to show them off to you. If you love super soft ringspun cotton that feels like your favorite vintage style apparel, you're going to love the fit of the items down below. Ready to dive in?
The first one we've got for you today is actually a CrazyDog classic. Remember our Find X Math t-shirt? Not only is it great for people who don't very much feel like helping out their math problems, but it also was recently featured in a rather large summer super hero blockbuster. We can't tell you which one, but it did involve a lot of swinging, webs, and quips. You can take it from there. Men's, women's, and kids styles are available now!
You know what our idea of a balanced diet is? A Taco in Each Hand. That's the kind of dietary and spiritual balance that not even Julia Child and Buddah could have come up with. The dark heather gray cotton is incredibly comfy, and will look amazing with almost any kind of outfit you can cobble together. Pretty sweet, don't you think? (Or is it spicy?)
The third nifty little top that we've got for you today is only available in our women's slim fit sizes. Take a look at our cute new Top Knot Yoga Pants Coffee Wine design. This simple but elegant text graphic is perfect for ladies who are always on the go, yet still manage to look amazing in the process. Sizes small through 2XL available today.
Speaking of coffee, do you happen to know someone who just cannot seem to function without a cup of coffee in the morning? Yeah, we do to. Nowadays it seems as though those individuals may be onto something. According a report published on CNN, two studies have shown that consuming more coffee can lead to a longer life. What perfect timing that we rolled out our brand new Without Coffee tee! if you are incapable of smiling in the morning without a cup of joe in your hand, you're going to want to slip this fashionable tee on!
The fifth and final item we have for you today comes not only in our adult men's and women's slim tees, but a beautiful ladies racerback tank top as well! If you are That Crazy Little Sun of a Beach who just cannot seem to resist sunshine, sand, and waves, you're going to want to spring for this one. Grab one for yourself or someone special before you head on out to soak up some rays with a margarita in your hands.
Thanks for checking us out once again! We hope you remember to take advantage of one of our two automatic discount codes while you're here. You simply won't be able to match the quality of material and design we offer for the price anywhere on the web. Happy Tuesday!
Greetings and salutations everyone, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet! Today we're here to talk about several of our new tee designs for parents and kids. Our matching family tops are perfect for moms and dads with adorable children. Whether you're shopping just to give yourself a laugh or you want to take the ultimate family photo on social media, we think you're going to enjoy the original graphic designs that we've got for you today. Ready? Here we go!
Our first selection is one of our favorite entries into the dad and baby matching items. Our Little Dude's Dad t-shirt goes smashingly with our Dad's Little Dude baby creeper. Like all of our men's tees, this funny item comes in eight sizes and are made of ultra-soft ringspun cotton. For those of you looking at our one-piece baby bodysuits, you'll have four sizes to choose between.
Don't worry moms, we didn't forget about you! Up next is a pair of cute tees for moms and their kids. The first one is our I Love Wine women's slim fit shirt and the equally funny I Love to Whine youth tees. The youth design comes in both four youth style tees and four baby creepers. As we like to say here at Crazy Dog HQ, children whining leads to mother's wine-ing. (Get it?)
The third collection we have for you includes something for the entire family. Feast your eyes on the boss series of funny t-shirts! For the dads, there's our geeky new Boss T-shirt. Moms, on the other hand, will have the choice to dazzle in either our Wife Mom Boss tee or our Boss Lady tee, while young children can make people laugh while wearing our Real Boss Youth design. And if you happen to have a baby crawling around the house, we suggest you take a look at our adorable new Mini Boss Baby Creeper. Bonus points to the family that can get all four of these into one family portrait!
Be sure to check out all of the cool new t-shirts that we have for sale on our website. We're always coming out with fun new family-friendly shirt designs, so make sure that you check back often. One thing we never have is a shortage of clever designs. Some of you may be looking for yourself, while others may want to buy someone special the best gift ever. No matter what you have in mind, be sure to take advantage of our automatic discounts! Buy two shirts, get two free? Where are you going to find a better deal than that?
Posted: June 22, 2017|
Greetings one and all, and welcome back once again to the coolest funny t-shirt blog and website on the internet. With America's Independence Day fast approaching, we're here to talk to you about some of our brand new patriotic tees! These funny Fourth of July shirt designs are super soft, stylish, and available in a myriad of sizes and styles. We use the softest ringspun cotton available, and are proud to screen print every item we sell right here in the good old US of A!
Shall we dive in? Lets!
Have you seen our awesome new Go America It's Your Birthday tee? This funny t-shirt immortalizes our nation's first president, George Washington, in a way that has never been done before. Mount Rushmore and the dollar bill have nothing on this nifty little item! With tons of men's and women's slim sizes to pick out, you'll have no problem finding the right fit.
Speaking of the great General George Washington, did you know that he rode into battle on a unicorn? We didn't know either until we saw this cool t-shirt here! For some reason, scholars, scribes, and professors have chosen to leave it out of the history books. Thankfully we have found the last remaining image and screen printed it onto one of our ultra soft heather gray tees. Thanks to our heroic efforts, you can score a George Washington Unicorn shirt now. Pretty awesome, isn't it?
If you've got a hankering for good ole fashioned American beer, you're going to want to raise a glass to our brand new Let's Get Lit Like It's 1776 graphic design. This item not only comes in two different styles but two different colors as well. Choose between royal blue and navy blue in either men's unisex adult or women's slim juniors.
Ladies, who you want to wear something that's going to not only going to make you stand out in a crowd, but feel amazing as well? Feast your eyes on our brand new Red White and Boujee women's tank top. Whether you need a small, a large, or a 2XL, this soft cotton racerback tank top is the perfect thing to wear on a hot summer day. Choose between red and royal blue. Now you can show up to the fireworks display and the gym looking fantastic!
We would be criminally remiss if we let a blog post go without showing off one of our signature funny maternity shirts! From red white and blue to Red White and Baby, this cute pregnancy tee comes in six comfy sizes ranging from small up through 3XL. Throw in the ruched sides on the ultra soft cotton and you have yourself a patriotic baby bump shirt that is perfect for the Fourth of July holiday weekend!
Looking for more awesome ideas? Check out all of the amazing new funny t-shirts we have here at CrazyDog. Our selection grows every week, so be sure to check back often. Remember also that there are two different automatic promo codes on our website right now. You can buy one shirt and get the second one half off, or buy two shirts and get two free! It's one of the many ways we here at Crazy Dog work to save our customers money.
Thanks for checking back with us, and be sure to have an amazing July 4th!
Posted: June 09, 2017|
Greetings once again and heartfelt salutations from the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog o the website! Today we're here to talk about the funny maternity shirts and how they can be used to make the perfect baby announcement to your friends and family. Whether you're sending out a card in the mail or planning on making the perfect post on social media, you're going to want to wear something that looks as great as it feels. Today we wanted to show off some of our favorite new pregnancy tees for you. We know how important it is to make the right announcement, which is why we are always working hard to create beautiful new designs for expecting moms like you.
Let's start off with a particularly clever design that is guaranteed to get some laughs. Our It's Friday Oh Wait I'm Pregnant baby bump tee would be the perfect way to tell the world that you're expecting a new addition to the family right before the weekend kicks off. Like all of the beautiful pregnancy shirts we offer here on our website, this item is made from 100% super soft ringspun cotton, has ruched sides for extra comfort, and comes in sizes small through 3XL.
What's one thing that everyone going through pregnancy can relate to? Cravings! And what's one thing that's pretty much guaranteed to satiate even the strongest food urges? You guessed it - Tacos! Our cute new My Baby Loves Tacos maternity tee is the perfect design for any expecting mom that wishes they could sink their teeth into a delicious taco right about now. Come to think of it, we wish we could have some tacos right now too. Mmmm...Tacos...
If you happen to be a pop culture junkie, you'll probably appreciate this new offering. Our super adorable Me & Mini Me design. Whether you're an Austin Powers fan or not, you're going to get a kick out of this design. No matter what your personal style or taste may be, we think you'll agree that this item will go well with just about anything!
Speaking of 1990's nostalgia, take a look at our hysterical new You're Kickin' Me Smalls tee. Unless you moved to Antartica between 1993 and 2000, you'll know immediately where this one came from! This item is available in six different colors, making it easier than ever to find the perfect look you want.
Last but not least is cool new I'm So Pregnant maternity t-shirt. The black cotton and large white design certainly gets the point across, doesn't it? This top will look awesome on you whether you're making the announcement for the first time, or just feel the urge to throw a funny picture up on Instagram or Facebook.
And that's just a small taste of the amazing collection of funny maternity tees that we have on our website. No matter what it is that you have in mind, we're confident that we'll have plenty of options to meet your needs. Be sure to take advantage of the two automatic discount promos that are currently live on our website. For a limited time you can buy one shirt and get a second one half off, or buy two shirts and get two free! If you're looking to save money for your coming bundle of joy but still want to wear adorable and comfortable pregnancy apparel, you've come to the right place.
Posted: June 07, 2017|
Greetings ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt blog and website on the internet. With summer is fast approaching, we've got some awesome new designs that we think will look fantastic on you and your friends. Whether you're heading out to the beach, a camping trip with friends or family members, or you just want something cool to wear when you head out on the town, we've got a ton of new fashionable items for you to check out. We wanted to show off a few of our favorite new items for you today!
What's one thing that Summer always calls for? If you said delicious food and drinks, you're a winner. Nothing encapsulates this better than our brand new Tacos and Tequila design. What else could you possibly want? This cool design comes on both funny t-shirts and cool tank tops for women. All three options come in a wide range of sizes and are made of the highest quality ringspun cotton.
Are you ready for a fun time at the beach? We here at CrazyDog T-shirts certainly are and have been creating a ton of different beach-themed party shirts. The one thing that you need to go to the beach is your squad. Show up in style with this cool Beach Squad graphic text design. Our men's tees come in sizes small through 5XL, and our ladies slim fit (juniors) styles come in small through 2XL. Pretty neat, huh?
Who likes oranges? How about naked oranges? Either way, you're in good hands with this next funny t-shirt and tank top combo. With four styles available in a myriad of sizes, you'll have no shortage of options whether you're a guy or a girl. One look at our adorably cute Let's Get Naked tee or tank and you'll be giggling for days.
Anyone else up for a camping trip? One look at our hilarious new Camping is Gay t-shirt is all you'll need to head out to the campgrounds, start a fire, and cook some wieners. The super soft dark heather gray tee will look good with any outfit or ensemble. Now, we're not saying that there will never be a better shirt to snap a selfie in on your next camping trip. All we're saying is that we haven't seen it and don't believe anyone has invented it yet.
Whether you're someone who loves to go out and soak up the hot weather or you just want to get a gift for a friend, we think that you'll love the amazing selection of new cool shirts we have here on our website. Not only are our designs unique and our cotton super soft, but our prices simply cannot be beaten. For the immediate future, we are offering a pair of fantastic deals for new and returning customers. Buy one shirt and get a second one-half off, or buy two shirts and get two free! The only way you'll ever do something cooler than that is to wear one of these funny tees out during those good summer times that are fast approaching!
Posted: June 01, 2017|
Greetings and Hello once again boys and girls, and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet. Today we're here to talk about our collection of cool father's day tees! We all know how difficult it can be to find a great gift for your dad on a normal occasion, let alone the one day of the year that is earmarked for the appreciation of dads. Luckily for you, we've got some fantastic new graphic designs in our collection. The good news is that you've still got time. Father's Day isn't until Sunday, June 18, which means you have two and a half weeks left!
Are you a regular dad, or a cool dad? If you are indeed a cool dad, you may want to take a peek at this nifty little design, which is available not only on our soft men's tees but tank tops as well! Both of those items come in a ton of different sizes, which is a good thing because most fathers tend to come in different sizes as well!
Does your family patriarch have a goofy sense of humor? Well then step right up ladies and germs, because our classic World's Greatest Farter Father design is exactly what the comedian ordered! It's a hilarious tee that will make everyone laugh as soon as the guest of honor tries it on. Rubber chicken not included.
Any parent knows that having children under your roof can be utterly exhausting. If you've ever felt like your batteries are running low, this next cool t-shirt is exactly what you need. Our new Dad Battery Low tee is screen printed on the same high-quality ringspun cotton as every other option you see before you. Not only will it get a laugh, but it will also let your family know just how tired you are.
And now for the most literal shirt on our website. Feast your eyes on our brand new I Am a Father Like My Father Before Me design. And yes, that's typically how it goes. This delightful science fiction movie parody design is perfect for nerdy guys who want to show off their love of cinema and parenting.
Are you The Walking Dad? It's a special title reserved for those men who spend a lot of time walking their kids around. It's also one of our favorite new parody graphic designs. Wearing this one to the park or playground is guaranteed to get some laughs from passersby, even if they aren't fans of certain horrifyingly violent yet compelling zombie TV shows.
Thanks again for taking the time to check our awesome little website out. If you're the child or spouse of an awesome guy that you want to honor on Father's Day, we know you're going to find something to love here at CrazyDog T-shirts. And to all of you guys out there that just want to get yourself a little something that will display the joy of parenting, go ahead and grab a few for yourself. Don't worry, we won't tell!
Feel like buying more than one funny shirt online? Our Buy 2 Get 2 Free discount is now automatically taken at checkout!
Posted: May 15, 2017|
Greetings and a happy Monday to all of you out there and welcome back to the best darn funny t-shirt website and blog on the internet! Today we're here for all of you people who love animal, the outdoors, and spending time outdoors in all of mother nature's splendor. A number of us here at CrazyDog T-shirts are huge animal lovers. Whether we're talking about rescue dogs or animals on the verge of extinction, we've got people here behind the scenes with a passion for it. Today we're here to show you the best of our newest and classic graphic tees.
Are you a lover of deep sea marine life? Who isn't, right? Whether you're talking about a gigantic blue whale or a teeny tiny little baby bottlenose dolphin, it's amazing to watch these cute, intelligent creatures swim around and talk to each other in ways that we haven't even begun to fully understand. The first one we have for you today is our funny new Save the Sea Panda's tee shirt, which not only features a completely original design, but comes on the softest ringspun cotton out there!
What do you say when you try and tell people how awesome marine mammals are and they just don't care? Oh Whale! (Get it?) Our clever new Oh Whale t-shirt is ideal for men, women, and kids who love both whales and puns. This cute shirt comes in 17 different sizes from a youth small and women's slim large all the way up to an adult men's 5XL.
Up next is something specifically for the pet owner community. While people may disappoint us from time to time, one thing that never seems to let us down is the wonderful world of rescue animals. A great many of us here at Crazy Dog are rescue animal owners, which is why we create cool t-shirts like this one. Our Relationship Goals Cat tee comes in both our adult guys and girls styles on our ultra soft heather gray cotton apparel. Pretty cool, huh? Doesn't it just make you want to go home and cuddle your little four legged friends? Meow!
With the relentless pounding of winter finally over and the nice weather finally showing itself, people all across the country and heading out to the camp grounds. Whether you prefer pitching a tent or hanging out in a cabin, we've got a ton of funny camping graphic designs that you'll love, such as our brand new I Heart Camping design.
Our fifth and final shirt perfectly encapsulates what we believe is the reason that so many people love to spend a weekend here and there camping. It's our I Love Camping t-shirt, similar in concept but radically different in design from our last entry. You're out among the woods, the mountains, and the starry night sky, away from the suburban streets and city lights. In our eyes, this makes it one of the best chances that you'll have to commune with nature. As important as animals are to us, a healthy environment is just as important, wouldn't you agree?
Thank you for once again taking the time to check out some of the awesomely funny t-shirts that we have for sale here at CrazyDog T-shirts. Before you go, be sure to take advantage of our automatic promo codes. Whether you want two shirts or four, you'll receive your discount automatically at checkout. Have a fantastic week! Love always, and save the whales! :)