(UPDATE: SEE OUR UPDATED LIST OF FUNNY DONALD TRUMP T-SHIRTS HERE!)
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In case you haven't been following the news, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump absolutely crushed the competition in the Nevada Caucus last night. When all of the votes were counted, Trump walked away with nearly 46% of the vote. His closest competitor was Florida Senator Marco Rubio, who was able to take in just under 24%. The real estate mogul isn't just winning, he is absolutely wrecking shop. To put things into perspecting, Trump has amassed more votes than Mitt Romney did by this point in 2012, and a heck of a lot more than John McCain did by this point in 2008. Oof.
If you're an angry voter that's fed up with Washington D.C. and wants the heaviest blunt object to throw in its direction, you're probably feeling pretty good right now. If Mr. Trump gives you nightmares and is destroying your hopes and dreams of having another democrat or moderate republican in the White House again, you probably started drinking early today.
Either way, we're here to help with our awesome selection of funny political t-shirts! If you've taken a look at our website, blog, or social media posts before, then you know that we cannot go more than a few days before we give in to the urge to have a little fun with what's going on in the world.
The first funny Donald Trump t-shirt that we've got for you today is timely for two reasons! Not only is it perfect for the 2016 election cycle that we find ourselves in, but it's also perfect for the upcoming Saint Patrick's Day holiday! Our Make St. Patties Day Great Again tee is screen printed on our signature Irish green ringspun cotton shirts, and is available in both men's and women's slim styles. You'll get a lot of green beers raised to you on March 17th when you walk into your favorite Irish pub with this one.
The next one that we have is our venerable Can't Stump The Trump shirt. This white cotton tee comes in a "yuge" range of sizes (get it?), and will feel extremely comfortable on you. We highly suggest wearing this one to a political rally. Well, we should be a bit more specific. Don't wear it to a Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders rally. Something tells us that it might not go over very well for you.
Up next is a funny t-shirt design that we sold a ton of during the Christmas season. Our Make Christmas Great Again Ugly Christmas Sweater shirt may have been one of our best sellers during the past holiday season, but that doesn't mean that you can't plan ahead for this coming Christmas! We don't know if he'll turn around the economy or the health care system, but we know that as long as he's appearing on parody tees like this one, we know that he'll make Christmas great!
Last but not least, we wanted to show off an item that was initially made as a joke, but now could actually be taken as serious by some of the more noted political pundits out there. For those of you that haven't been following the election, Trump was not supposed to win this thing. Many of his followers aren't traditional "conservatives." Because of that, we wanted to include our World's Okayest Republican design in with this bunch. What do you think?
Thanks for reading our blog once again! As we said at the opening of today's blog, if you're at all worried about us showing favoritism, don't. We've got plenty of political skewering to do, and we're not going to focus all of our funny t-shirts on just one candidate. Hillary and Bernie features are coming soon, don't worry! Happy Wednesday everyone!!