Greetings and salutations and happy Monday everyone, and welcome back to the best dark funny t-shirt blog on the internet. Halloween is exactly two weeks away from today, which means that it's time for all of you awesome people who still need a quick costume or scary Halloween t-shirt to wear to decide on a look. Instead of having to go to a cleaned-out party or costume store at the last minute and pay a small fortune for the same look everyone else has, we here at CrazyDog T-shirts can give you something much better. All of our designs are unique to our website, and are printed on super soft ringspun cotton. They're also incredibly affordable, especially when you factor in our Buy2Get2 coupon code!

What is better than spending hours getting into a costume and makeup to look like one of the zombies from The Walking Dead? Being able to turn into a zombie at a moments notice! One look at our brand new Ask Me Why I Like Brains flip up t shirt and you'll see exactly what we mean. Once someone takes the bait and asks you, all you'll have to do is flip up the tee over your head and start lumbering towards the nearest brain you can eat. This item comes in a myriad of different men's, women's slim, and youth sizes.

Speaking of modern classics, we wanted to bring back our super awesome Fun Run at Camp Crystal Lake t-shirt. This original graphic comes on our signature navy blue apparel, and is available only on our men's and women's slim styles. Before finalizing your purchase ladies, be sure to click on the size chart on our page. While our women's tees are super soft and comfortable, they are sizes to fit more like a juniors. If you want something with a tad more room, our men's shirts are actually cut like a unisex.

You've probably seen our hilarious Pumpkin Smuggler Maternity shirt, but did you see our equally awesome Candy Smuggler Halloween Maternity shirt design? Everyone wishes that they could smuggle a little candy here and there. Whether you're actually pregnant, or you want to wear something that will deflect suspicion as they're stealing candy from you, and possibly their children, as they take them out trick-or-treating on Halloween. Each of our funny maternity tees comes in sizes small through 2XL, and has ruched sides that will allow for a ton of extra comfort around your growing baby bump!

Speaking of candy, you're going to need something to carry it around in! That's why we have a huge supply of cool tote bags to choose from. One of our favorites for this time of year is our Give Me Candy Nobody Gets Hurt tote bag. Each of our totes is made of a high quality cotton canvas that measures 16" x 15". The self-fabric handles are comfortable to hold onto, and incredibly durable. If you need something cool to carry around your candy with, any of our canvas bags would work. While not all of them have Halloween-ish designs, chances are that many of them could be used to complete a costume if necessary!

Thanks to our affordable costs, coupon codes, and multiple shipping options, there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to get yourself a cool shirt in time for All Hollows Eve! No matter what your taste or style may be, we know that our selection is large enough to accommodate you. If you have any questions or concerns about a particular product, all you need to do is hop on the chat located at the bottom of the screen. We're always happy to help. Thanks for popping by, and good luck with the Halloween prep!