We’re sorry, but you have died of dysentery. You’re either old enough to remember seeing this dreaded phrase craw onto your computer screen, or you’ve heard your parents tell you about it. This funny t-shirt is parodying one of the most memorable games from our childhood. Some of you may be collectors of vintage video games and the memorabilia that they inspired. Others may be looking for a totally wicked gift for the gaming geek in your life. Trust us folks, this shirt may go over even better than some of our other retro video game themed funny t-shirts, such as our In Case of Ganon Break Glass tee. So, what are you waiting for? Grab one for yourself before you end up lost on the Oregon Trail!