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He Who Controls The Pumpkin Spice Controls The World T-Shirt

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Have you ever considered what it is that could give you absolute power in the world? It's not money, or weapons. It's not even the endless bits of information about financial records and identity. Believe it or not, it's pumpkin spice. He Who Controls the Pumpkin Spice, Controls the World. See? It even says so on one of our brand new funny t-shirts. Seriously, how freaking cool is this new text design?

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If you controlled the pumpkin spice, you could control the entire world. Think about it. All of those people who are desperate for pumpkin spice lattes, muffins, and other treats are there trying to get their fix. If you were the individual with your hand on the proverbial nozzle, you would have legions of devoted fans at your command. The good news is that we're giving each and every one of you the chance to claim your rightful place as leader of the free world, and it's a heck of a lot easier than running for President of the United States. What we did was take this cool t-shirt, and offer it in a wide range of sizes and styles. This design comes in both men's modern and ladies slim fitting tees, and in sizes small through 5XL. (Ladies shirts go up to 2XL.) If you are looking forward to conquering the world some day, we suggest you start with controlling the pumpkin spice. And an evil laugh. That will be necessary too.

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