Before you know it, the weather will be warming up. You know what comes after that? Cooking out on a hot open grill! Yes sir, it's one of the best things that a man can do. Actually, these days, women can BBQ with the best of them, but we're trying to look all cool and macho with this one. This brand new "I Love to Rub My Meat" cookout apron is for those cooks with a big sense of humor.
It could also be for those individuals who love to rub their meat with spices, oils, salt, pepper and other tasty things, and are completely oblivious to any kind of joke like this. Of course, if you don't get the joke, we're not going to tell you. You should probably ask the individual next to you who is laughing hysterically.