So you think you've seen this one before, do you? Have you ever seen it printed so beautifully, the way that the experts here in our Rochester, New York warehouse do? Have you seen it on such a beautifully made super soft ringspun cotton t-shirt? We think not!
"If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole, I'd Fart." That's what this awesomely funny shirt says. Is it a cheap gag? Of course. But what matters is how well you do it. Being cheap can be hysterical if you do it the right way. Now if you don't mind, we're going to go ahead and pat ourselves on the back for this one. Okay, now that that's over with, we've got some good advice for anyone who may be interested in wearing this cool t-shirt.
It's probably not a good idea to wear it to church, or to a parent teacher conference. We also advise against wearing it to an old folks home, or to the hospital to visit someone who is recovering from a surgical procedure on their intestinal tract. Other than that, we suggest that you have at it! Just imagine the looks that this will get from people as you're walking down the street!