John Hammond Genetic Research
Hello everyone! Sit down and prepare yourself for one heck of a presentation. We can assure you that we spared no expense here at the John Hammond Genetic Research institute. Before the fantastic Mr. DNA comes out to talk to you, we wanted to tell you about this awesome new funny t-shirt that we've got for you. It's pretty awesome, don't you think?
This shirt was made not only with fans of dinosaurs in mind, but for those of you who are interested in movies, parody, and genetic research. While we don't believe that this shirt will give you the knowledge of Doctor Wu (although that would be really cool!), it will give you the means to receive a ton of high fives as you walk down the street. The instant that someone sees this shirt and gets the reference, they will be be overcome with nostalgia. This original parody design comes on both men's and women's styles. Our men's tees are available in sizes up to 5XL, while our women's slim styles go up to 2XL. FYI, our women's shirts may feel a bit snug, so make sure you keep that in mind when selecting your size! Pursuing a career in genetic research and modification in order to bring dinosaurs back to life is noble, but it won't feel that way if the shirt you're wearing doesn't fit you properly. And if you happen to be searching for this design on a youth tee, we've got them right here! Whether you are purchasing one of these for yourself or for someone you know that is a fan of cinema, we're sure that it will be a hit. The John Hammond Genetic Research t-shirt is one of our favorites here at CrazyDog, and we're sure that you'll feel the same way after you receive yours!