Clark Griswold's classic rant is now your most favorite shirt! Can't you just repeat it word for word? "This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
That Clark is so goofy isn't he? If you're in the mood for a little Christmas Vacation fun, check out this funny christmas shirt. Be an honorary Griswold when you put it on, and we guarantee you won't want to take it off. Melekalikimaka friends!