Zombies are known to eat brains, and since you happen to have minimal brains, you're safe from the walkers! At least you have that going for you! So you'll never ace an IQ test or be made the editor of Harvard Law Review. You were blessed with so little brains that you will be left alive while all the smart people are gobbled up like popcorn at a movie theater on Friday night!
This awesome new tote bag is inspired by our classic zombie t-shirt with the same design
. Pretty spooky, isn't it? We've taken that awesome graphic text, slapped it on a tote that you can use to carry around all your survival gear after the zombie apocalypse begins! Wheee!