Cinco De Mayo

Shop Cinco De Mayo

When thinking of funny Cinco De Mayo tees, we envision a spread of tacos, nachos, guacamole, and burritos. The food pairs well with shots of tequila with salt and lime, margaritas, and cervezas! What a carefree and fun-loving holiday! Crazy Dog Mexican collection has something for all ages.

Make the whole family happy or miserable with our “Nacho Average” tee. These novelty shirts make for great jokes and memories. Available in adult sizes, the best gift for mom, dad or your drunk uncle.

We also have Nacho Average apparel for the ninos. Our baby bodysuit says “Nacho Average Baby tee.” Our toddler and youth tees' prints show Nacho Average Kid, brother and sister!

Our large assortment of sombrero tops gives you a choice between a hard or soft shell. Some funny Cinco De Mayo shirts include Men’s “I Hate Tacos Said No Juan Ever,” “Never Trust A Taco Tuesday Fart,” “Taco Dirty To Me,” and This Body Was Built On Tacos And Beer shirt!

Some other noteworthy sarcastic shirts include “I Like Tacos And Maybe 3 People,” If I’m nacho type we have several other cool vintage tees! With so many shirts to taco bout, we hope you check out our full collection.

Do you love tequila? Crazy Dog T-Shirts has many choices to take the edge off and find the perfect tee. Some favorites include “If You’re Going To Be Salty Bring Tequila,” “Hola Tequila Adios Problemas,” and “Don’t Be Shy Send That 12th Unanswered Text ~Tequila.” Give us a shot and shop our adult tequila shirts.

For the cerveza and margarita drinkers, we can serve you a May 5 tee that hits the spot. Choose from adult shirts, our favorite Tacos and Cervezas t-shirt,” “Beer Lime And Sunshine,” “I Need A HUGe Margarita,” and “Margaritas Made Me Do It.” Tequila lime and sunshine is a must have to relax!

Other humor shirts feature other Mexican food. Some unique styles you’ll see: Fitness taco In My Mouth tee and our personal favorite taco shark socks!

We offer many party tees for your fiesta, and you won’t need a siesta. We carry men's and women’s Sugar Skull shirts, “Fiesta Like There’s No Manana,” “Cinco De Meow,” and “No Way Jose,” to name a few.

We have hilarious tanktops, such as “I’m Into Fitness. Fit’ness Taco In My Mouth” in both men’s and women’s t-shirts, tank tops, and also a hoodie. “Avo-cardio” and “May Contain Tequila” have tank tops and shirts available in Men’s and Women’s sizes. “Hola Bitchachos,” showing three drinks, comes in a guys or girls tank top.

“Tell Me I’m Pretty and Buy Me Tacos” and “Mamacita Needs A Margarita” comes in tees or tanks. Our novelty tops comes in a ladies tank as well.

For women expecting, browse our Mexican Maternity TShirts. Some choices include “Tacos For Two Please,” if you are eating for dos, “No Drinks This Cinco,” and “Mamacita.” So, if you need a festive maternity tee, or tank top option the joke is here!

Humor baby bodysuits show, Dos and Tres in toddler tees and a “Big Brorrito” youth shirt for your ninos.

Among all our awesome tees, we have various aprons, socks, face masks, mugs, and apron and oven mitt sets. You’ll find our collection muy bien! Muchas gracias!