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My wife isn't bossy - She's the boss. This funny men's graphic t-shirt is for recently retired husbands. It is slim fit, comfortable & super trendy - making it the perfect premium novelty tee to enjoy your new found freedom (or lack thereof) in. Make friends, family & your beautiful wife smile with this hilarious marriage meme. Buy this as an affordable gift for yourself or any retired man that you know could rock it.

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