This hoodie immortalizes Clark Griswold's classic rant on your favoriet hoodie! I think we all know it by heart at this poin. I mean, "This is a full-blown, 4-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the hap- hap- happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse."